Michelle & Trevor: Excellent Parenting Advice

9/17/2008

Excellent Parenting Advice

I stole these from Rachel (use-to-be Payne)'s blog, because I thought they were HILARIOUS.

Here is some excellent parenting advice that we will keep in mind after baby arrives:

2 comments:

Lorna said...: too funny, I keep giggling when I think about them!; 18/9/08 12:56 PM
Big Bopper said...: Too late. I've already done all those things with my kids. Maybe that's why they're so strange?; 21/9/08 4:43 PM

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Say WHAT.

"Water goes in the Mommy's mouth, down the conveyor belt, dump, and then SQUISH."

"Mommy, I'm so freezer! Atticus needs blanket."

"I want fourteen chocolate milks, please."

Look! It's a green front end loader! Dumping the trash!" (he was completely accurate, by the way)

"Watch muffins?
"What?"
"Watch muffins?"
"I don't... what? Muffins?"
"Watch muffins!!"
"We don't have any muffins... are you hungry? What are muffins?"
"WATCH MUFFINS."
"..... Muppets?''
"Okay!"

"Mmmmmm lay down in the ice cream! It's nice!"

"Okay, let's wash our hands! Scrub a dub dub!"
"Wash a tub tub!! Wash a tub tub!!"

After seeing the propane truck int he driveway "Holdee cow!! Mighty Machine!!!!!"

Jane: "BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY!" (said after hearing the first 3 notes of the Hopla Song)

"You gotta stay back!! I'm getting more chips!!"

"AURGH!! Atticus, what do you need?!?"
"... a cookie?"

Haircut? I need a haircut! Please?

Said repeatedly at the dinner table "Bye Pa! See you tomorrow! Going to the beach!"

Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! TREVOR.

In the middle of puking (he had the flu) "Excuse me! Excuse me!" I may be over-emphasizing politeness.

"You puke on my head?"

"Hello Kitty? Are you there Kitty? Kitty are you hungry, Kitty?"

Mommy: "Should we chase down that trash truck so you can look at it?"
Atticus: "DO IT."

Daddy: "Say good-night Mommy"
Atticus:"See you tomorrow Mommy!"
Daddy: "Say good-night Daddy"
Atticus: "See you tomorrow Daddy!"
Daddy: "Tell Mommy you love her"
Atticus: "See you tomorrow Trash!"

"Uh-Oh!! A turkey!"

Pointing to a Porta Potty "House? House? Play?"

(Playing on the floor) "Noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise noise (repeat indefinitely)"

"I got you!! I GOT YOU!!!!!"

Atticus, after throwing a rock at the trash can: "Sorry trash. Sorry sorry."

"Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Blake. Mommy."

Michelle & Trevor

9/17/2008

Excellent Parenting Advice

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