A Bag of Body Parts

We were listening to the news and we heard "bag of body parts found near *garbled* Canal Bridge" and of course we assumed it was the Hood Canal Bridge, right where we live. So I googled it and found out the bag of body parts was actually found found near the Ship Canal Bridge, which is right in downtown Seattle, and I immediately felt better because that where you expect to find a bag of body parts, right? And then I thought, dude, I expect to find a bag of body parts?