Yesterday we gave Atticus a few licks of a popsicle, and his tongue liked it so much that it started dancing! I thought it was hilarious and blog worthy.
Trevor and I were just watching an Elmo and Andrea Bocelli duet. We think he should come sing goodnight to Atticus. Maybe he'd sleep through the night! Enjoy!
Trevor still really loves the muppets. And Andrea Bocelli.
Do you see that link? It's a fan page for my sister in law's, Monica, Etsy store. She sells adorable crochet hats and other equally adorable crochet things! Right now she's doing a giveaway for a grey messenger bag, and I know I want it! If you take a look you'll probably want one too!!
They're not pretty. Not even a little bit. In fact, if you look closely, I bet you can see exactly where I got bored and quit trying (hint: it's after the first one). But they're delicious.
I love Hostess cupcakes. They're so delicious, and I can so rarely talk myself into buying them. So I thought to myself, "Self, what makes Hostess cupcakes so absurdly delicious? It's not the frosting, you've never been much of a frosting person anyway. The cake isn't particularly delicious, at least no so much more than other types of cake. IT'S THE FILLING."
So how do I recreate this deliciousness? I scoured the farthest reaches of the internet for the closest home made replica, and this is what I found:
Filling: 2 large egg whites 1/2 cup sugar 1/4 cup light corn syrup 2 tablespoons water 1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
Combine filling ingredients with a pinch of salt in a metal bowl set over a saucepan of simmering water and beat with a handheld electric mixer at high speed until frosting is thick and fluffy, 6 to 7 minutes. Remove bowl from heat and continue to beat until slightly cooled. Reserve 1/2 cup of the filling to use for piping the swirls on top of the cupcakes at the end.
Now because the other parts weren't as important to me, I just used box cake mix for the cupcake and a basic ganache for the icing. But I really really like the filling.
TA-DA!!! I mean, I'm sure I could find nursing bras that would fit me if I wanted to pay upward of 50$ a bra, but I don't. So I've settled for items that don't fit me. I mean, bras are complicated things!! Did you know that a Wonderbra has 42 parts?? I wasn't going to try making one from scratch, that's for sure! But I'm certainly going to give this a try. I'm so excited!!
"Water goes in the Mommy's mouth, down the conveyor belt, dump, and then SQUISH."
"Mommy, I'm so freezer! Atticus needs blanket."
"I want fourteen chocolate milks, please."
Look! It's a green front end loader! Dumping the trash!" (he was completely accurate, by the way)
"Watch muffins? "What?" "Watch muffins?" "I don't... what? Muffins?" "Watch muffins!!" "We don't have any muffins... are you hungry? What are muffins?" "WATCH MUFFINS." "..... Muppets?'' "Okay!"
"Mmmmmm lay down in the ice cream! It's nice!"
"Okay, let's wash our hands! Scrub a dub dub!" "Wash a tub tub!! Wash a tub tub!!"
After seeing the propane truck int he driveway "Holdee cow!! Mighty Machine!!!!!"
Jane: "BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY!" (said after hearing the first 3 notes of the Hopla Song)
"You gotta stay back!! I'm getting more chips!!"
"AURGH!! Atticus, what do you need?!?" "... a cookie?"
Haircut? I need a haircut! Please?
Said repeatedly at the dinner table "Bye Pa! See you tomorrow! Going to the beach!"
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! TREVOR.
In the middle of puking (he had the flu) "Excuse me! Excuse me!" I may be over-emphasizing politeness.
"You puke on my head?"
"Hello Kitty? Are you there Kitty? Kitty are you hungry, Kitty?"
Mommy: "Should we chase down that trash truck so you can look at it?" Atticus: "DO IT."
Daddy: "Say good-night Mommy" Atticus:"See you tomorrow Mommy!" Daddy: "Say good-night Daddy" Atticus: "See you tomorrow Daddy!" Daddy: "Tell Mommy you love her" Atticus: "See you tomorrow Trash!"