"If you give a man a cookie..."

"Here babe, I only want two of these Oreos, you have the other three."

"SIGH. If I eat 3 Oreos, I'll have to get a glass of milk. If I go get a glass of milk, I might as well get some more Oreos. Then when I'm dipping my cookies in milk, my fingers will get really cold. Then I'll have to go make a mug of hot chocolate to warm back up. And you know if I have hot chocolate then I HAVE to put a candy cane in it. SIGH."

So he took the Oreos.